Holy crap what’s up with the post Record Store Day new music….everything is awesome.

I reviewed the new Tullycraft album over at Three Imaginary Girls. It came out today and is already 2nd place in my heart to the immaculate Disenchanted Hearts Unite in my favorite Tullycraft albums of all time (Beat Surf Fun is a close 3rd, if you’re counting).

Jed Smith (My Teenage Stride) and Christopher Balla (Knight School, probably MTS at some point, I can’t keep that band straight) were screwing around with their friend Alex Jones and recorded this cover of Some Velvet Morning. Holy crap, this is the scratch vocal? Or am I just in on some Milli Vanilli type conspiracy here?

My friend Kristina previewed the NYC Popfest for Bust.

Cleaning up on Bandcamp this week with new music…

Titans of Filth from Athens

Hippy from Brooklyn

Panda Riot from Chicago

twitter music app, amanda palmer (someone write my titles please)

Twitter Music app. Well, apparently I only follow eight bands (wrong) but I guess they mean 8 bands that are in tune with whatever licensing service they’re using. My hot new suggested music looks like 1994: the Lemonheads (sure, follow, love em), Belle and Sebastian (ditto, they’re pretty good w their email newsletters though), the Posies (hahahahaha), Appleseed Cast (really??), Dinosaur Jr. (not that I didn’t go see them play last week). Managed to find 3 bands my friends are tweeting about (thank you Slumberland, marketing idiot I must unfollow stuck Rod Stewart in there, random from another music friend who likes dance music more than I do).

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Amanda Palmer. So she wrote a poem about the Boston bomber on her blog and people are mad. I’m fine with her self-expression. Is her poetry as dumb an idea as me crying every time I spend five minutes on the subject? I don’t understand people who are all excited that everyone should express themselves no matter what their level of skill or talent is (ie the best part of punk rock in my opinion) and then get all upset when someone doesn’t express themselves in a way they see as appropriate. You have to suffer through the stuff you don’t like as much as what you do if you want everyone to have equal access to expression. I’m starting to really like her, because she has somehow worked through the fear I have every time I sit down to write. Who hasn’t written bad poetry? Sure editors and teachers and publishers and writing group friends are all there to stop you from sharing it with the world, but that’s now how it works on the internet. You have to let it exist if you want the surprise and amazement of unexpected connections to other people to be found. For instance, should I spend days working out my opinion on this subject and let it sit in my documents, or should I post it today and maybe find someone else shares my opinion (or disagrees) and we can build ideas from there? I’m really trying to just post and worry about defending or changing my opinion later, rather than never posting and worrying about my opinion anyway.

Merch Annotations in YouTube Coming Soon

So still no word on when YouTube is going to roll out this new merch feature to their partners, or when they’re officially killing the “store” that was “weirdly Googleable but not noticed anywhere but here”. I was hoping they’d make an announcement of some sort to make my findings legit (as if finding confirmation in Google in YouTube search results isn’t?)

So here is the rest of what was hiding in those posts (thanks to some Google kung fu to get this to show up, this is what I use my MSIS for nowadays)

“The YouTube Merch Store feature will be permanently closed in November and replaced by a new feature now available that will allow you to promote your related merchandise directly in your videos called Merch Annotations.”

A friend noticed Danielle Ate the Sandwich got her “Merch Annotations”. So why the hush hush beta blah blah? Why is iTunes even allowed when Google has the Play store?

I have an Android so I’m not seriously asking that question.

See Danielle Ate the Sandwich’s iTunes link here at 0:50 (sorry folks, she gets a neat new feature and times it to a scream)

WTF okay, maybe I’m just having trouble with the new YouTube layout…but it seems I can only embed her playlist and not the specific video so I just made that a link and took down the embed..that can’t be right and I better be able to fix that today.

How to get Facebook Posts to show in News Feed Because Interest Lists Don’t Work

What are Interest Lists
Right from FB Help:

“When you create or subscribe to a list, you’ll see the best posts from that list in your main news feed.”
Only the Best Posts show even after you've added to your Interest Lists
Did you read that ***best posts*** part? That means you still have to check the interest list to see all the posts.

1. If you visit and interact with a page it will show up more
2. If other people interact with a post it will show up more
3. Yes, this means questions and photos will probably make your posts show up more because people hit “like” and leave comments more.
4. Or you can pay Facebook to show people your posts. As of this morning, I did have one person/company I know pay for a post that was not labeled “sponsored” so right now, no one knows if you do this. I support transparency in labeling ALL of these posts as sponsored, even from small companies.
5. Anything that comes into your feed that asks you to repost it is probably bullshit, even “helpful” stuff like “add me to your interest lists so my band/brand shows up in your news feed” isn’t 100% true today.
6. All this could be wrong tomorrow.

Facebook Bought Instagram to Standardize Photo Shape to Square


I admit, I’m not an early adopter (iPhone 5…maybe next year) but I am an early observer and a damn good analyst. So when Facebook bought Instagram in April and there was a lot of speculation about why they were willing to pay so much, I seemed like a raving lunatic when I said “Facebook wants to standardize square photos because they look good”. Think about how many strangely cropped photos show up when Facebook forces them into squares. Look how nice the new layout is with larger photos, squared…and if you want to highlight a photo in your gallery (hover over the upper right corner, click on the star) look how nicely it replaces three of the other photos…

while restrictive, it’s a great way to standardize this kind of user interaction and avoid the awful designs of the (awesome, free for all) MySpace era.

The question is, should we be teaching/learning about design, including all the mistakes and poor choices users generate, or should we just go along with such a limited experience of design by experts?

YouTube to Close Merch Stores in November

So last year at CMJ YouTube and Topspin made a big deal that they were integrating a Store tab into YouTube Partner channels. Well, I noticed they had stopped supporting custom images in the store so bands that were using it just had generic grey images, so I suspected something was up.

A few Google queries later I found this result, but without being able to find the text on any of those store pages. I know what they’re replacing it with, any guesses?

Late Night Rebranding Efforts

slight photoshop job

Sometimes I do my best work at night…which has recently included scheduling all my tweets and posts to go out during the workday when it seems most of my friends are checking up on such things. Was this the origin of “Hoot Suite”…a social service to help night owls? I’m ready to start paying for the full kit and caboodle. I’ve been trying to figure out how to run separate blogs for years now, and every smart phone I purchased (noticed, I still don’t have an iPhone, I am hoping to get a 4S off someone who has to upgrade)

Or am I just the last of the personal blogs because I don’t show focus? My ability to switch focus is such fun. I can be sewing and gardening one minute, undertaking a great pop culture task such as a “Tom and Jerry Marathon” (my cousin misheard this as “training for a marathon” and got very excited, not the same thing), defense of what is good about the small town life, thinking about a lot of the damaging life events I’ve undergone in the past few years (and discussing them with my doctor, I’m not going at this alone) , wedding planning, sewing, being an advocate and a critic of libraries (the ease with which I have downloaded pirated books has convinced me libraries are looking at the wrong set of patrons to cater to)….all this jumble

and then, some of the things i want to do, please let me know if you want these things done:

design hanging sets for rock bands, banners and the like

props for rock videos. let me make some crazy stuff to play with. all i need is cardboard and spray paint and a small budget for the local hardware store.

still wishing i was on tour. I’ve been traveling a lot recently, but I’m really working on all the integrated social media marketing stuff for bands to add value to my enthusiasm for being on the bus to sell t-shirts. I’d like to learn more about live sound, and I have been kicking around some ideas on how to learn that, but I think a merch girl/tour manager/media maven is pretty good, you still might need a guitar tech/ sound guy, or maybe i could handle those as well. Basically, being flexible, being available, putting myself out there as wanting to do it and seeing what comes back for me.

been working a little every day on a project that will allow me to buy and sell vintage clothing and housewares. Right now I’m researching the social media channels and learning about brick and mortar/ antique mall places. It’s another career that depends on multiple income streams. Not sure if it goes with “traveling a lot” but maybe I can have “gasp” an employee handle the shipping while I’m following bands around in my car and stopping at all the strange thrift stores a long the way. Oh dreamy dream for that to last forever, following bands that give me money to work for them, spending it on cool things, and then making more money on that? Oh sweetie, that’s not a lot of money now is it…well, that’s where the computer stuff comes in, I don’t want to get sucked into the antique world anymore than the craft community, I always want to have the other things I do really well available, in practice.

And who knows, I am completely and totally open to a library project that would give me some of these experiences. Traveling and training librarians on new media, working on re organizing a library’s service model, starting an archive in Levittown PA of housewares as well as books and research materials….so many dreams…

starting with learning to schedule my brilliant thoughts to be posted during the day when people read them, and written at night when I can’t fall asleep thinking about them.

and then i got engaged and started hating zuckerberg

omg all the wedding ads. i think i’m doing pretty good not using the internet to complain about wedding planning. i hate nearly everything about traditional weddings, i’m not having a budget wedding, so it’s kinda a mish mash of “well, i hate patriarchal tradition so I don’t want that crap, i hate wedding photos so i don’t want that crap, i hate wedding music so i don’t want that crap…” and then people ask “why are you having a wedding then” and I’m all “oh, I love my grandparents and I want them to see me get married! I love Bob and I want us to have a big party! I want to make all the cool decorations I’ve seen online for my party!” (i’m not popular enough to have parties, maybe a list of my greatest party failures is in order, but even then, it is COMPLETELY redeemed by the time Calvin Johnson came to my birthday party and danced with me in my living room….I have to work extra hard to possibly top that moment in my life). then i see more smug kissy face photos on facebook. I guess we’re just learning the etiquette for posting wedding photos the same way people are (completely failing to develop) an etiquette for baby photos….weddings, yes, post pictures of your wedding but for crissakes you do not need to respost new pictures every few days, the party is over (although I’m sure late commenters are dragging old photos back into the stream..I definitely see girls changing their profile pictures to new wedding pictures often)

funny or not, this attitude combined with my love affair with alcohol kept me from being invited to most of my friends weddings. There were three I was invited to, there are probably twenty I wish I had been (you know, sorta based on the awkwardness of “everyone” making plans to go and feeling awful admitting you weren’t invited). Oh well. I’m doomed by a combination of pinterest and years of thinking this shit is hilarious, now all I can do is think “crap, it will all go wrong”.

PS I was sure I would ruin my sister’s wedding. Luckily I was upstaged by a more hungover bridesmaid.

Facebook Ads are Getting Me Right This Week and I Like It

With a lackluster IPO, I’ve been reading a lot about how Facebook’s big failure is not being able to monetize ads on mobile devices. Boo hoo they’ll figure that out. While I believe privacy should be an option, and if you want to install ad blocking software go right ahead, sorry it’s not more obvious but I don’t think the slower learners on the internet should dictate the culture any more than I think shit should be PG for the kids sake (which drives me nuts about Pinterest and LoveIt, no mechanism for adults to not self censor)…. I want to say I’ve had Facebook run three ads I actually clicked on and was happy about this week.

Why is this a big deal? Well, one of them was running for a band I work for. They were able to target just their fans in the state to run the ad. That’s pretty amazing, as running an ad on a popular music blog would have cost more and not been as targeted. It works well for niche interests. I suggested next time they do some AB testing to see if a certain ad was more effective, and to make sure to record the data on who clicked on the ad. I’m always trying to guess the fan demographics, it helps when ordering t-shirts and planning tours and the like. It’s amazing we can do this in 2012. I can’t hate on Facebook for letting us target people who like the band. While I would love to say I’m neutral towards advertising, I laugh and roll my eyes and generally have a negative emotional experience whenever an ad is targeted at me that completely misses the mark…like making meals and realizing any prepaired food I’m using has packages that scream “HEY MOM! YOU’RE SO COOL/SMART FOR BUYING THIS FOOD FOR YOUR KIDS!!!!”

I’m 33 and not a mom. I eat mac and cheese because it’s yummy and my boyfriend is on Drs orders to keep scarfing down those sugared toaster pastries to gain weight. Do they really need to put MOM MOM MOM on the boxes to sell this to other adults?

Great ad #2: Win dinner with President Obama. Okay, so I wasn’t too happy it totally dragged me to a donation site, but I was happy they got three things right about me. I enter contests. I like food. I’d like to have dinner with the President. This makes up for a whole bunch of ads for, oh, tofu, which I’m allergic to, but probably comes up because I end up debating my vegan friends about the health benefits of different diets fairly often. Still, good job marketing team. 865 Million in ads and I see one (shows you where I spend my time online huh), but it’s a GOOD ONE. Oh, and by the way, when I win I hope we can go to Chez Panisse. More about Obama’s digital strategy at a UK Paper (love it!) : Obama campaign unleashes digital ad blitz in bid to see off Romney challenge from The Guardian

Okay, but the third Facebook ad that got me this week is actually frickin exciting. Kristin Schaal is filming a comedy special for HBO at the FIllmore in SF an tickets are FREE. I tried to get my BF to go to Eugene Mirman too, but it’s two nights in a row. So now I know how people get to go to those tapings, and not just from those guys hawking tickets in Times Square. Now, I have to remember that she was just playing a character on Flight of the Conchords, even if that’s how I really am. Still, Facebook ad + something I want + it’s free = WIN ALL AROUND.

Oh I know I’m just begging for arguments about who owns our personal data etc. and all I can say is go right ahead, just don’t use social media. Or use it very very selectively. Just because it’s free to use, it’s not just billionaires like Zuckerman who are making a living off it…even my (living wage but not extravagant) paycheck is coming from the interactions and advertising running on the platform. I have some complaints to make about new design changes, and lots of complaints on how it’s a sucky platform for music discovery…but hell, free concerts, dinner contests and free stand up shows…if that’s what a mega corporation knows about me then awesome.

I wanted to conclude there, but I can’t. The thing is I’ve been online since 1992. So I have no concept of a social media platform (and I’m including early ISPs, because I was social on them) existing more than a few brief years. Prodigy, Delphi, AOL, MakeOutClub, Friendster, Myspace… this shit will rise and fall and something will rise up in its place. The big shift will be if one service ever manages to migrate our data from the old champion. Do we want to own our own data to the point that this is what we do? Why have 27 of my 800+ Facebook friends connected Facebook with MySpace? (Why can’t I convince people to kill their MySpace accounts?)

Now, I’ve done and posted a lot of stupid things online in my life…that’s what happens when you get online at 12 and I can only imagine how bad it’s going to be for kids who get online at 2. We’re going to adapt, we need to stay aware, I’m all for the privacy advocates raising awareness of the negative side of this targeted advertising. I also think when it’s done right, it gives me happy, and for someone who is a whiner, getting some happy is a good thing.